Wednesday, 3 June 2020

fuck it, here's the magic email. have fun x


Date: 10 Jan 2015 5:04 p.m.
Subject: Notice to cease harassment REF R/GV3/J804601
To: <enquiries@drydensfairfax.com>
Cc:

CEASE AND DESIST

You are a  third party interloper with whom I have no contract. I am in contact with HMRC (or whoever) to resolve their administrative erro (or whatever), please close this case immediately to avoid further action. Further, ****, Weymouth is my elderly mothers address and any harassment of her will be taken very seriously.

I make a request that you cease and desist all further communications.  You are hereby served notice as of 10/01/15, under the Protection from Harassment Act 1970 to Cease and Desist any door-step visits, calls and texts to the addressee. Furthermore, you are to Cease & Desist in any attempt to contact the family, friends, neighbours, employers or any persons associated with the account holder in regards to this matter.

Any further unauthorised communication (text, calls or door-step visits, drones etc) from any Solicitors, Debt Collection Agency (or any of its affiliated agents, parent companies, proxies, etc.) to the above-mentioned address answered or not will incur administration fees as outlined in the schedule below.

Should you now fail to comply with this notice I will report you to both Trading Standards and The Office of Fair Trading. Take further note that any telephone calls after the receipt of a request not to call may constitute a criminal offence under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.

FEE SCHEDULE
Any invalid claims against [YOUR NAME IN CAPS]™ and/or attempting to contact the Authorised Representative by mail, mobile phone and/or telephone, pigeon or any other means will constitute the agreement of Debt Collection by Agency to the following Fee Schedule:
£1000 (ONE THOUSAND POUNDS STERLING) per invalid claim in writing, nunc pro tunc,
£35.00 (THIRTY FIVE POUNDS STERLING) per letter,text,sms,gprs,email,ninja and/or notice sent by recorded mail, or any other form of communication conceivable, nunc pro tunc,
£150.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS STERLING) per hour or portion thereof, of the Authorised Representative’s time, nunc pro tunc,
£30.00 (THIRTY POUNDS STERLING) per attempt to contact by telephone and/or mobile phone, nunc pro tunc.
£150.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS STERLING) per unauthorised door-step visit, nunc pro tunc.
All fees are payable in Twenty One (21) days of date of invoice is received, as evidenced by recorded delivery tracking number.
£150.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS STERLING) for ruining my day



Without malice or mischief, in sincerity and honour

Yours sincerely
                                                                                                                             By:                                     



Commonly known as Gwa,

aka GARY JOHN JONES


Authorised Representative All Rights Reserved.




Friday, 20 March 2020

Coronavirus (CeOVID-19) - not on our watch at Martleaves farm campsite

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-Coronavirus (COVID-19)







COVID-19 is a new illness that can affect your lungs and
airways. It's caused by a virus called coronavirus.




Stay at home if you have coronavirus. 

  • symptoms:

Stay at home if you have either:
  • a high temperature – this means you feel hot to touch on your chest or back (you do not need to measure your temperature)
  • a new, continuous cough – this means coughing a lot for more than an hour, or 3 or more coughing episodes in 24 hours (if you usually have a cough, it may be worse than usual)
  • Do not go to a GP surgery, pharmacy or hospital.
  • Use the 111 online coronavirus service to find out what to do.Use the 111 coronavirus service
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How long to stay at home


  • if you have symptoms of coronavirus, you'll need to stay at home for 7 days
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Everyone should do what they can to stop coronavirus spreading.It is particularly important for people who:
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Do:
  • wash your hands with soap and water often – do this for at least 20 seconds
  • always wash your hands when you get home or into work
  • use hand sanitiser gel if soap and water are not available
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  • put used tissues in the bin immediately and wash your hands afterwards
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Don't
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  • Similar viruses are spread in cough droplets.It's very unlikely it can be spread through things like packages or food.
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Travel advice


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Treatment for coronavirus


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  • Antibiotics do not help, as they do not work against viruses.
  • Treatment aims to relieve the symptoms while your body fights the illness.
  • You'll need to stay in isolation, away from other people, until you have recovered.
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